Brian Humek

Brian Humek has written 136 posts for B. Thomas Free Bulletin Articles

Free Christian Quotes – Abraham Lincoln

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These Christian quotes by Abraham Lincoln can be used in your church bulletin articles, church website, church emails or as sermon illustrations. Feel free to use any of these quotes or others you find on the B. Thomas Strategies website.

Free Funny Content (church jokes) – A Very Exclusive Church

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One of the New York churches was notorious for its exclusiveness. A homeless man with dreadlocks and multiple piercings took a fancy to the church, and promptly told the minister he wished to join. The minister sought to evade the issue by suggesting that the man reflect more carefully on the matter, and make it the subject of prayers for guidance. The following day, the homeless man met with the minister once again…..

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Free Funny Content (church jokes) – Mark Twain in Church

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The best illustration of the value of brief speech reckoned in dollars was given by Mark Twain. His story was that when he had listened for five minutes to the preacher telling of the heathen, he wept, and was going to contribute fifty dollars, after ten minutes more of the sermon, he reduced the amount of his prospective contribution to twenty-five dollars, after half an hour more…

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Free Funny Content (church jokes) – Adam and Eve

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A little girl reported at home what she had learned at Sunday School that morning concerning the creation of Adam and Eve: “The teacher told us how God made the first man and the first woman. He made the man first. But the man was very lonely with nobody to talk to him. So God put the man to sleep……

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Christian Poetry: A Call to Prayer

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Looking for Christian poetry to fill an empty space in your church bulletin, your church website, church email, or to use as a sermon illustration? Maybe A Call to Prayer by Clara M. Brooks can fill your editorial needs.

Christian Poetry: We Love the Place, O God

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Looking for Christian poetry to fill an empty space in your church bulletin, your church website, church email, or to use as a sermon illustration? Maybe We Love the Place, O God by Henry Williams Baker can fill your editorial needs.

Christian Poetry: All Praise to You, O Lord

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Looking for Christian poetry to fill an empty space in your church bulletin, your church website, church email, or to use as a sermon illustration? Maybe All Praise to You, O Lord by Hyde W. Beadon can fill your editorial needs.


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