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Fluffy, a beautiful brown tabby cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,”Fluffy, you’ve been a good cat all your life. Is there anything I can do for you? Just ask and it’s yours.”
Fluffy says, “Well, now that you mention it, I lived with a poor family and had to sleep on hardwood floors.”
God says,”No problem.” Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer He made the cat. The mice said,”All our lives we’ve had to run. Cats,dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. Could we please have a pair of roller skates so we won’t have to run anymore?”
“Sure thing,” says God.
At just that moment, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. Sound asleep on his new pillow, God gently wakes Fluffy and asks,”Been doing okay? Are you happy here?”
Fluffy yawns and stretches and says, “I’ve never been happier in my life….and those meals on wheels you’ve been sending over are absolutely the tastiest!”

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