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Free Funny Content (church jokes) – Meals on Wheels
Fluffy, a beautiful brown tabby cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,”Fluffy, you’ve been a good cat all your life. Is there anything I can do for you? Just ask and it’s yours.” Fluffy says, “Well, now that you mention it, I lived with a poor family and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God says,”No problem.” Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears…..
Free Funny Content – (church jokes) – Oh God, Give Me a Break
Myles, an avowed atheist was spending a quiet day fishing on the lake. Suddenly a serpent shaped head emerged from the deep murky waters. He was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. The beast thrashed its tail, waves roared, the motley beast tossed ….
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You Gotta Look Like Me!
Once upon a time I met a pagan woman. The odd thing about this woman was how she would say grace before her meals. I still have no idea who she was thanking. The point I took from our chance meeting is that people are different. Most people today cannot be reached just by singing “Jesus Loves Me.” …….
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Funny Free Content – The Dying Minister
If you need some funny content and free content for your church website or church bulletin, you may like this funny little story. It may be tilted “The Dying Minister” but that does not mean this is morbid. Feel free to use this as well as all of our free church bulletin articles. We hope you laugh today and hope your church members will laugh a little when they read this.
Bigger! Further! More!
I often get a yearning for more. When I was planning my honeymoon to Denver, Colorado so many years ago, I looked at the map and saw that Cheyenne, Wyoming was just up the highway. So we went. When looking at the map, I saw that Mt. Rushmore was only a few hundred miles further, so….
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God Loves You a Lot
Bible memorization is not a strong point of mine. Recently, my wife and I have made a point to begin practicing this skill. We began with Psalm 117. It’s short and easy to remember. In fact, here it is….
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Bible Reading – Chore or Joy?
At the beginning of the year, some congregations encourage their members to read the Bible more. Sometimes they supply a suggested plan. One congregation where we worshiped encouraged its members to read the Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) through each month….
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