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church jokes Archives - B. Thomas Free Bulletin Articles https://beethomas.com/tag/church-jokes/ Simple Solutions, Free Bulletin Articles and Free Website Content Thu, 21 Jul 2016 14:08:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.1 Free Funny Content (church jokes) – Late for Sunday School https://beethomas.com/free-funny-content-church-jokes-late-sunday-school/ Wed, 08 Jan 2014 01:01:18 +0000 http://beethomas.com/?p=633 There once was a boy who arrived at Sunday School a few minutes late. His teacher inquired if something was wrong since this boy was always punctual. He thought something bad may have happened to cause the boy to be tardy this Sunday....

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smileThere once was a boy who arrived at Sunday School a few minutes late.

His teacher inquired if something was wrong since this boy was always punctual. He thought something bad may have happened to cause the boy to be tardy this Sunday.

“No sir,” said the boy. “Not really. It’s just that I was going to go fishing with my dad, but my dad said I needed to go to church instead of fishing.”

“That’s impressive,” said the teacher. “I’m glad your dad told you it was more important to attend church than fish. Did you dad happen to explain why going to church was more important than fishing?”

“Well,” answered the boy. “He did explain it. My dad told me he didn’t have enough bait for both of us so I might as well go to church.”

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]]> Free Funny Content – (church jokes) – Oh God, Give Me a Break https://beethomas.com/free-funny-content-church-jokes-oh-god-give-break/ Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:41:38 +0000 http://beethomas.com/?p=524 Myles, an avowed atheist was spending a quiet day fishing on the lake. Suddenly a serpent shaped head emerged from the deep murky waters. He was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. The beast thrashed its tail, waves roared, the motley beast tossed ....

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smileMyles, an avowed atheist was spending a quiet day fishing on the lake. Suddenly a serpent shaped head emerged from the deep murky waters. He was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. The beast thrashed its tail, waves roared, the motley beast tossed Myles and his boat high into the air. The Loch Ness monster opened its mouth, ready to swallow both Myles and his boat.

As Myles sailed through the air, aimed right toward the beast’s mouth, he cried out, ‘Oh, my God! Help me!’

Immediately, the ferocious attack scene froze in place. Myles the atheist hung in mid-air. A voice boomed from beyond the clouds, ‘I thought you didn’t believe in Me!’

Oh God, give me a break!!’ Myles pleaded. ‘Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!’

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