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Free Funny Content (church jokes) – A Very Exclusive Church

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One of the New York churches was notorious for its exclusiveness. A homeless man with dreadlocks and multiple piercings took a fancy to the church, and promptly told the minister he wished to join. The minister sought to evade the issue by suggesting that the man reflect more carefully on the matter, and make it the subject of prayers for guidance. The following day, the homeless man met with the minister once again…..

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Free Funny Content (church jokes) – Mark Twain in Church

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The best illustration of the value of brief speech reckoned in dollars was given by Mark Twain. His story was that when he had listened for five minutes to the preacher telling of the heathen, he wept, and was going to contribute fifty dollars, after ten minutes more of the sermon, he reduced the amount of his prospective contribution to twenty-five dollars, after half an hour more…

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Free Funny Content (church jokes) – Adam and Eve

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A little girl reported at home what she had learned at Sunday School that morning concerning the creation of Adam and Eve: “The teacher told us how God made the first man and the first woman. He made the man first. But the man was very lonely with nobody to talk to him. So God put the man to sleep……

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Free Funny Content (church jokes) – Late for Sunday School

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There once was a boy who arrived at Sunday School a few minutes late. His teacher inquired if something was wrong since this boy was always punctual. He thought something bad may have happened to cause the boy to be tardy this Sunday….

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Free Funny Content (church jokes) – Meals on Wheels

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Fluffy, a beautiful brown tabby cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,”Fluffy, you’ve been a good cat all your life. Is there anything I can do for you? Just ask and it’s yours.” Fluffy says, “Well, now that you mention it, I lived with a poor family and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God says,”No problem.” Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears…..

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Free Funny Content – (church jokes) – Oh God, Give Me a Break

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Myles, an avowed atheist was spending a quiet day fishing on the lake. Suddenly a serpent shaped head emerged from the deep murky waters. He was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. The beast thrashed its tail, waves roared, the motley beast tossed ….

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Funny Free Content – The Dying Minister

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If you need some funny content and free content for your church website or church bulletin, you may like this funny little story. It may be tilted “The Dying Minister” but that does not mean this is morbid. Feel free to use this as well as all of our free church bulletin articles. We hope you laugh today and hope your church members will laugh a little when they read this.


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